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Harry Potter and the Bad Pickup Lines
These are some bad pickup lines that magical folk, especially those at Hogwarts might use:
We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?
I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did? Would you be ready in five minutes?
Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a quidditch match, I'd score with you.
I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.
Want to go to the Hog's Head, if you know what I mean?
Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.
Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.
Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.
I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
What do you say we disapparate out of here.
Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake.
More submissions:
- You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
- You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!
- I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean.
- If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.
or
- If I were going to produce a patronus, you'd be my happy thought.
- Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?
- I know you want me to manage your mischief!
- You must not be a muggle, because you cast a spell on me.
or
- You must be magical because I've fallen under your spell.
- Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
- You don't need defense against my dark arts.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
- The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
- I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
- I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
- (for the females) Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?
- I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
- Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.
- After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.
- Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.
- Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
- They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.
- What's the password to your portrait?
- My heart's splinched without you.
- Yeah
