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bad Harry Potter lines;). Harry Potter and the Bad Pickup Lines
These are some bad pickup lines that magical folk, especially those at Hogwarts might use:
We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?
I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did? Would you be ready in five minutes?
Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a quidditch match, I'd score with you.
I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.
Want to go to the Hog's Head, if you know what I mean?
Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.
Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really Tri-Wizard, I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.
Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.
I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
What do you say we disapparate out of here.
Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake.
More submissions:
- You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
- You know, when I said, Accio hottie, I didn't expect it to work!
- I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean.
- If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.
or
- If I were going to produce a patronus, you'd be my happy thought.
- Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?
- I know you want me to manage your mischief!
- You must not be a muggle, because you cast a spell on me.
or
- You must be magical because I've fallen under your spell.
- Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
- You don't need defense against my dark arts.
- Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
- The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
- I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
- I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.
- (for the females) Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?
- I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
- Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.
- After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.
- Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.
- Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
- They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.
- What's the password to your portrait?
- My heart's splinched without you.
- Yeah

bad Harry Potter lines;)

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Some quotes:
You mean green like what!?
To my left, baby ray, hes not gonna get much out of this concert cause hes STONE DEAF!
Maybe its like sharades... a game or somthing!
Corben, what yah doing...? WHAT yah doin!?
W-W-W-WAS THAT A BOMB!?1,2,3,4...
thats the best show i ever did :O
And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. A perfect replica of the old opera house... But who cares?
I don't want one position, I want all positions!
MOOTCHYCOOTCHY COO ALl night long, all night long all night!!
Btw, i have a recording of her talented voice
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I think mines broken... why do i get the broke one?
FATHER DO YOU SMOKE?
I have no fire if i KNEW!!
So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary? It must be green. Mmkay?
What was that? it was BAD! IT had nothing no fire no energy no nothing!
AGH!! What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz.
No no no no no no. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
Quiver ladies, quiver
Miss Gemini Croq-uet PERSON!
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